Amusing thing that I've been seeing a lot of again lately. So I decided to do it. And I decided to go with Bleach characters because of my strange dream last night. Unohana/Isane yuri. O_o Weird...
WARNING: Crack-tastic-ness follows. Plus there's yaoi (guy/guy) and yuri (girl/girl) and such other wrong things. So stop here if you don't like.
Number your 12 favorite characters from any fandom and then answer the questions...
1 - Kurosaki Ichigo
2 - Zaraki Kenpachi
3 - Inoue Orihime
4 - Abarai Renji
5 - Kon
6 - Kusajishi Yachiru
7 - Matsumoto Rangiku
8 - Hitsugaya Toushiro
9 - Kuchiki Rukia
10 - Kuchiki Byakuya
11 - Kurosaki Isshin
12 - Kyouraku Shunsui
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Yachiru/Isshin? Uh...no. 'Sides, Yachiru's just a little girl! And Isshin had Masaki...
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Well duh! Of course Renji's hot! I mean, just look at him! Plus, I've got a thing for red-heads.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Er...Shunsui got Hitsugaya pregnant? Very scary, and Hitsugaya is straight. But if that happened, Rangiku would probably yell at them.
4. Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine?
But of course! Rukia's one of the main characters Usually they tend to be Ichigo/Rukia or Renji/Rukia. *votes for Renji/Rukia*
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Zaraki and Yachiru...I guess you could see it. You'd have to wait until Yachiru was older, but yeah, I think they could!
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Kon/Rukia or Kon/Byakuya. Kon/Rukia!

Kon already loves Rukia...or her assets.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Rangiku walks in on Zaraki and Shunsui. She'd turn around and leave thinking she had one too many drinks.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
"Inoue Orihime and Kuchiki Byakuya. One a princess in name, and other a prince of Soul Society." Hime means princess if you ain't brushed up on your Japanese. And Byakuya...Yeah, prince or whatever.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Ichigo/Hitsugaya. I don't think so. But I bet you can find that one strange person who likes it. 'Sides, Hitsugaya's too young.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"Too Much To Drink." Rangiku and Shunsui like to drink, don't they? I think that might actually work...Shunsui's sick of getting rejected by Nanao-chan and Rangiku doesn't think Hitsugaya's getting her hints.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Er...When Renji comes back to the human world, he meets up with Ichigo and...uh...wild monkey sex ensues, or something. I don't know, go check FFN and find a story.
12.
Number twelve is mysteriously missing...
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Everyone wants to pair Orihime with Ishida just so they can have Ichigo/Rukia. No! It's Ichigo/Orihime!
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't think I've seen Isshin...I must find Isshin!! *runs off then comes back when she realizes she has to finish this first*
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Zaraki/Renji/Kon. That's just wrong. No, I don't think anyone would. Wrong...
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Byakuya does not scream, Byakuya does not get laid, Byakuya does not have emotions.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
I dunno, not much of a music listener. Something to do with ice?
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Ichigo/Yachiru/Shunsui. Er...Under-aged drinking definitely, yaoi, pedophilia (I mean, really, how old is Shunsui? A thousand years?)
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Byakuya on Zaraki. You know, the first time we see these two, Zaraki's trying to pick a fight...Er..."..."
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Kon? I don't think I've ever read a story revolving around him. He's been in some stories though for comedic relief.
21. What is Six's super-secret kink?
Bubble-gum. You can choose to use that however you want, simple chewing or...
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Isshin would totally shag Rukia!

Yeah, maybe. Sober or drunk, don't think it matters.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Orihime and Rangiku. Well I could tell you right now, Kon would get a nosebleed. I think it's be Rangiku though since she probably knows more about what she's doing.
24. “(1)Ichigo and
(7)Rangiku are in a happy relationship until
(9)Rukia suddenly runs off with
(4)Renji.
(1)Ichigo, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with
(11)Isshin and a brief unhappy affair with
(12)Shunsui, then follows the wise advice of
(5)Kon and finds true love with
(3)Orihime."
Wow...very nice. It worked up until Isshin. The Ichigo experiments with his sexuality and Kon makes him realize he still loves girls!
What title would you give this fic?
"Love Affairs."
Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
I dunno. I might be able to write it ('cept for Isshin and Shunsui.) Dunno who else would read or write it...
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
WHOO!

It should be canon! Hitsugaya/Rangiku is the way to go, not Hitsugaya/Hinamori.